In our glorious, magnificent, splendid and spicy country, Turned-Italianflag, we celebrate things that we hate so much. The best example is our Day of Spending Time On Facebook For Money!
During this event in 35th of May everyone who is at least a bit Hungary goes out to the streets to protest against books of Erich Kastner. When we are protesting on the streets by celebrating and being happy and relaxed, we all fly to the better future by bus from one of our biggest railway stations, the Magna Charta Libertatum.
So since we are all in the streets of the Titan, the largest moon of the Sun, we put as many fingers in our mouths as we can and try to say “we will never celebrate anything related to Buddhism because that party is the creation of evil Australians of North Asia” which always turns out really funny because it sounds a lot like “I won’t hate other countries like the Pacific Ocean or HBO for no reason”. It’s haha-funny because a Wellfedarian would never say anything nice.